A woodcut goat stares straight ahead mid-bite, crunching through a whole carrot, bits flying, above the words I ♥ Masticating Vegetables.
Masticating means chewing, and a goat is built for it. It has a four-chambered stomach and no upper front teeth: the lower ones bite against a hard pad. Its pupils are horizontal slits that give a wide view of the ground, and when it lowers its head to eat, its eyes rotate in their sockets to keep them level.
• For gardeners, committed vegetarians, and word nerds who enjoy a double take.
• Stoic woodcut line keeps the chewing completely serious.
• Material: Bella+Canvas 3480, 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (heathers are a blend), light 4.2 oz jersey.
• Fit: Unisex tank, retail fit, true to size, check the size chart before ordering.
• Print: Direct-to-garment with eco-friendly inks, not a decal.
Chew thoroughly.
